Selasa, 31 Januari 2012

APPLY FOR JOBS (spoof)

In the business world, English is the primary capital to be able to transact with ease. Especially if the business has been successful to penetrate international markets. Call it Ujang, a merchant of fruit drinks from Pekalongan corners have been successful at being skipper of fruit drinks in the village. Because he wants to try a larger fortune, Ujang decided to plunge into the world of international business.
Finally Ujang went to apply as a supplier of new beverage products in a foreign company in Jakarta. With the neat wear and fragrant aroma body, Ujang by believing himself to enter into a magnificent office. In there, he met a beautiful receptionist, tall and slim. Ujang was the aim of coming to the company. Ujang finally got a piece of paper forms to be filled in English. Whereas the English language skills are minimal, knowing he only completed primary school. "Euleuh euleuh ... .... English, euy! Saya mah pernah belajar ini di kampung, gampaaang .. "Ujang immediately fill out the form.
NAME : UJANG KASEP Pisan
ADDRESS : Jl. Atimaung no. 70
PHONE : 34598756
AGE : 28
SEX : ....
For a moment the thought Ujang frowned. He remembered the advice of a cleric in his village that sexual relations outside of marriage is not allowed. Because the thought in mind in his head about sex, then Ujang was puzzled to answer. Finally Ujang the plain was filled with frankness ... SEX: NEVERRR!!

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